Many of my blue-eyed soul brother friends swear by the woman with the butt like a 10 year-old boy. I, on the other hand, remember great words from the Looney Tunes character, Mr. Foghorn Leghorn when he was talking about a young chicken named Miss Prissy. She was on his giblets, looking for a date, when Foghorn said… “That girl got a body like the road between Fort Worth and Dallas… NO CURVES”.
Even though a straight-line performance might be impressive to some… it’s the curves that make Mr. Foghorn Leghorn and me smile! I remember the first girl I ever had who left a big impression with her curves. She was 5’8” with a 24” waist and a 40” donkey. Whew!!!! Talk ’bout cushin’ for some pushin’ Damn… I’ve been addicted every since!
Lots of woman…and men ask me if, and how- a woman can go from flat to bubbled up…from pancake to watermelon…from sagging biker shorts to stuffed apple bottoms? I always remind them that my expertise does not lie in telling them how to get there but in watching them try…I just love to watch ‘em try!
You might not know it- so I am going to tell you that before Baby Got Back, I had already sold over 1.5 million records. Things were fine but I always felt that something was missing from my career. In came my new (and current) manager Ricardo Frazer and the great Rick Rubin who took me from Indie status to a Major label status. It was like walking out of the town WalMart into Manhattan.
Even with their help, none of this would have happened had I just been a lazy ass artist waiting around for something to happen. I was hungry…very hungry! Ambition is something that can’t be taught but it can be learned. For some reason in America we like to run around in denial about Capitalism. We, for some stupid reason, teach our kids that money is not that important, as if that is some kind of feel good bullshit our kids will succeed with later in life. Try telling your landlord “money is not that important” and you’ll find yourself evicted.
My advice to anybody, of any age, doing anything is this…think about your future success! It’s easy to figure out ways to fail, but that’s merely a waste of brain space. Understand that money WILL be necessary to do many of the things you dream of. Don’t buy into this dumbing down of our youth with the idea that “money isn’t important” BS preached by hypocrites who aggressively went out and made their dreams come true, then they come home to tell you not to do the same.
When a chick is walking in front of me at a 6mph click, as long as she’s wearing one of these, I’m happy and here’s why…
1. Boy Shorts: Because when boys wear ‘em they just sag on down to the hamstring but when a curved up DIVA works those boy shorts-that booty picks them shorts UP…WAY UP THERE!
2. Bikini Briefs: Bikini briefs help to define the top-side of that ass, thus completing the desired (at least by the brothas) valentine shape!
3. Hip Huggers: These are tricky. Chicks with hips have to be careful here. Hips complete that hour-glass look so don’t hug them hips too f**kin much. K?
4. Thongs: This is a no brainer. We men mentally undress women anyway. The thong just makes this process easier and is the closest thing to the naked ass…. PERIOD!
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